Plz help!!! 10 points. I feel depressed. Could Quantum Elbowology help me?

Question

Please help help!
My Malteser puppy just ate the eye of my teddybear, which I have always used for my infantile projections.
I have been to my local doctor, but he says he cannot help me and said I could maybe visit a specialist.
But I have been maltreated so many times in my life and previous lifes that I don't trust as well the specialist as the generalist.
But here I read about some new oriental technique called Quantum Elbowology.
This sounds very well to my ears, and I even see a smile appear in the aura of my teadybear when I think about it.
Could this be because of quantumfluctuations?
But still I feel so depressed. It's like a feel a mass of 9.81 Newton on my shoulders, but I even don't know which what is my speed and what reference I should take, so to calculate the real mass. And even then, some people say me that I should take care with messing up relativistic approach and Quantum approach..
My grandad says my alignment could do well however with this eventual synergy and remembered this site
http://www.becomereal.com/quantum_relativity.htm
from a next life.
What is happening around me?
Plz help me?
Will this Quantum Elbowology help me? And where can I find a practitioner? I don't speak English very well, so I asked my abusing nephew if he would write this in exchange for another abuse, who cares.

Plz explain what this Quantum Elbowology is about? I really want to understand, even with my underveloped Nodes of Ranvier I hope I can do that. Is it paid back by insurancy or does insurancy only pay back what does not work properly?
Please no quacks but real scientists. How comes the doctor can not help me and wants to send me to the specialist? Is this a conspiracy? Can someone help me to clarify? I feel so confused.

Thnk you so much for your help.

Answer 1

"I don't speak English very well, so I asked my abusing nephew if he would write this in exchange for another abuse, who cares."



Dude, you're too funny!!!

Answer 2

Hi specialist,



here is something you can try :

if you see a skepp, you can try to do some manifested kneeology. For quantized ball reasons it works best with a male specimen.

You understand what the whole treatment is about.

Skepps need evidence, and in this way they will experience the evidence even in their bone-marrow.



By means of the mirroring energy you will be completely healed at the same time.

Can the treatment go deeper I don't think so.

Answer 3

Quantum Elbowology is non existent 'bull' coined by the Pseudo Skep "Evil-hill".

Answer 4

you had better stick to some of the standard, "scientifically based" quack remedies. in your case, electro-convulsive therapy would likely be recommended.

Answer 5

quantum elbowology is hocum 9.81 newtons is less than one kilo there is nothing wrong with you